My neighbor is such a Restrugglican. He is holler-than-though in his moral disapproval of abortion but secretly knows that, when he asks "what Jesus would do?" every day, he can't support ripping children from their parents, tax cuts for the wealthy, support of dictators and so much more that Jesus would never do. Yet he can't vote with the "sinners" of other parties that oppose those things.

I've been jabbed