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rubber ducky

It's when you're fucking a girl with a condom on, and you're so drunk that you don't know if you're going to piss, or cum. You pull out, roll the condom down to the tip of your dick, and fill it with whatever fluid comes out. Then you take the condom, and slap the bitch accross the face with it. Right as it whips accross her face, when it is far to late for her to evade the swinging specimen, you yell "DUCK!"
"Dude, I'm so wasted, but this girl want's to hook up with me"
"So, she's hot, fuck her"
"I'm too drunk man"
"Just do the rubber ducky, she looks like a VD slut anyhow"
by DaBritishRCuming April 1, 2004
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rubber sheet

A rubber sheet is a protective covering to keep your bedding dry.
When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!
by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021
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pop a rubberband

to use a condom, or "rubber", while having sexual intercourse with an attractive girl.
"Boy, Chris. I sure would like to pop a rubberband on her!"
by sober annie July 16, 2006
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rubber baby buggy bumpers

A synonym for boobs or breasts as used by Robert Lund in "99 Words for Boobs".
"Man, I want to take those rubber baby buggy bumpers for a ride."
by C Weiss March 29, 2008
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pop a rubberband

To break a condom while having intense or rough sexual intercourse, as in only a rubberband is left from the once intact condom.
Shawty got an ass on her.
Ima put my hands on her.
Ima spen a couple grand on her.
Ima pop a rubberband on her.

(After you spend a couple grand on her, wouldn't YOU want to get your money's worth? LOL)
by Leon "Big L" Barber December 15, 2008
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rubber-biscuit

Describes a situation out of control, scattershot, making no sense.
"I'm having an affair with my next door neighbor's boyfriend, only she's a great friend and I don't know how to tell her that I'm in love with him. It's all just so rubber-biscuit."
by Francine R. June 22, 2006
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rubber

1. automobile tires(see also burn rubber)

2. a condom
How would somone so young get his paws on a rubber?
by Light Joker January 2, 2005
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