by AndMen May 29, 2011
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Get the pikachuing mug.Someone who acts as though has some semi credible net worth (less than $2000) when in actual fact a considerably smaller amount.
To qualify a piker they must a )consider $50 an investment
b) sounds like really irritating, banal pathetic/useless/ stupid/moron inducing sludge
Talks for hours about investments and has invested nothing, what a piker
To qualify a piker they must a )consider $50 an investment
b) sounds like really irritating, banal pathetic/useless/ stupid/moron inducing sludge
Talks for hours about investments and has invested nothing, what a piker
That fucking piker, he claimed he had a million and he dropped.
What totally shit piece of human action, what a piker
What totally shit piece of human action, what a piker
by tinstol July 6, 2011
Get the Piker mug.Boofhead said he was gonna come paint-balling with us on Saturday, but I guess there was something better going on in Pikesville.
by lukeod May 22, 2005
Get the pikesville mug.1.Someone who does nothing but dream about wealth and has no plan or intention to ever achieve it or seeing his dreams come true.
2.Someone who knows how to better him or her self, but doesnt.
3.Fronter
4.A phony
5.George from 3 Way Plumming
6.Grown men who take out a $30,000 loans on Mitsubishi Evolutions.
7.People that are comfortable being poor.
8.Guys who buy Honda Civics for reasons other then dependability and fuel efficiency.
9.Grow men who still live with they're parents with absolutely NO intention on ever moving out!
2.Someone who knows how to better him or her self, but doesnt.
3.Fronter
4.A phony
5.George from 3 Way Plumming
6.Grown men who take out a $30,000 loans on Mitsubishi Evolutions.
7.People that are comfortable being poor.
8.Guys who buy Honda Civics for reasons other then dependability and fuel efficiency.
9.Grow men who still live with they're parents with absolutely NO intention on ever moving out!
by Jimmy Conway March 11, 2008
Get the Piker mug.Pikey Mother - term used to describe, a mother of a pikey (also see son of a bitch. Usualy seen adorned with sovergien rings, gold jewelery hanging from neck, ears, wrists, belly button, eyebrow etc , 7+ pikey children. Usualy seen in large supermarkets, or sitting down "'avin a fag". often single mothers, teenage mothers, or mothers as a result of incest. They are often found working on supermarket checkouts, and in large designer outlets wearing leggins and cheep sports clothing.
" my pikey muvar, is 'arder than your pikey muvar!!" - ok so thats not a very good one, but pikey mothers do exist
by dottie June 27, 2004
Get the pikey mother mug.A Pikey is a 'mush' (often pronounced 'mish') that can be found stealing and selling alloys often for use on Esorts or Fiesta's. Similar to Towney scum (who wear socks tucked into their kappa tracksuit trousers...), only with a different (strained) accent. Phrases may include: 'Go-on look, mish', 'Batastoosis', Blood Cunt, Curry Cunt and Chored, etc...
"I'll ave yr eyes out u curry bastad! Give me dem alloys mish b4 i ram me transit into yr caravan..."
by Carl June 8, 2004
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