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post-defecation euphoria 

The unbridled joy experienced by a domestic house cat following a bowel movement. Often leads to abnormal playfulness and spurts of energy. Humans can experience this phenomenon, but the human response is more internalized.
The cat woke me up last night darting back and forth down the hallway. I'm guessing it was post-defecation euphoria. Can't blame the guy.
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Post Tv-Show Depression 

The feeling of emptiness after completing a tv show or series, and you believe no other tv show can top the one you have completed and have an empty void where that tv show was.
"I just finished Orange is The New Black last night?"
"How are you doing?"
"I think I'm suffering from Post Tv-Show Depression"

Poseidon's Pillow 

How one defeats Psoeidon's Kiss:
Placing a couple sheets of fresh toilet paper in the bowl before a sizable bowel movement, reduces the risk of Poseidon's Kiss.
Aww man! Poseidon's Kiss again?

Next time try using Poseidon's Pillow!

Hey, who the fuck are you and what is Poseidon's Pillow?

Neverfuckingmind who I am. Poseidon's Pillow is where you simply place a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a giant shit.

Oh, sounds cool.
Poseidon's Pillow by Yortisme September 19, 2015

post-mortem delivery 

The process of delivering a baby after a mother has died.
In the part where Jon fucked up hiding the body, he heard on the news about a lady being performed on as a post-mortem delivery. He only caught the 7 syllables as he is currently emotionally, mentally and physicall scarred. The one and only thought he could produce was to ship the body somewhere else, this is where the mistakes were made, oh silly little Jon.
post-mortem delivery by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
A Postell (last name) is simply amazing! They are very sweet, sexy, athletic, funny, and blessed when it comes to how they are in bed and the size they are. They are great companions and are very loyal. If you are lucky enough to have a Postell then you better keep him
Met a Postell last night and it was the greates night I have ever had! Best sex too!
Postell by They're all taken December 20, 2016

poshlarr 

A boy who is the only gay on the farm he mainly consists of lard furthermore he many be mistaken for an over size pumpkin/pear

He also plays fortnite like a bum sweat
That boy is called poshlarr
Poshlarr is made from lard
poshlarr by Teddertron August 9, 2019