Shredded Pork

An engorged and puffy pork ring post a climactic round of unlubricated anal sex.

Girl I can hardly walk to my desk this morning. Luther bent my soapy ass over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.

by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016

John Pork

John Pork is a once man turned pig that loves travelling the world in his free time. His instagram has over 100k followers and he has gone viral on TikTok.

Tragically, John Pork recently died after nobody picked the phone up when he called them for help, resulting in his kidnappers killing his at 23:51 on 2nd April, 2023. RIP!

Girl - Who's is that?
Boy - It's THE John Pork. Answer - he is leng.

by Jonathan Pork VII of Piglania April 6, 2023

vacuum my pork sword

It means to suck someone's dick

Vacuum my pork sword and ill give u a dollar

by Bananarama six thousand March 14, 2017

Burning The Pork

Another term for jerking off.

Person 1: "Is Kelly done with that estimate yet!?!?"
Person 2: "...nah, dudes been Burning The Pork all morning"

by GRIZZLY PIPPINS February 28, 2019

John pork

The biggest fashion model EVER

John pork is calling

Or

“have you seen John porks new post?”

“Yes isnt he so beautiful “

by Team.ndl.fl March 26, 2023

John Pork

John Pork is one of the most violent criminals to ever exist. his danger to society has lead him to be imprisoned for the remainder of his life, he has been in pen for 100+ years - his immense strength, girth and tonnage has meant that he supposedly will live forever. Him and his accomplice "Holly Vickers" can be found in the popular video game devour (Holly on farm house and John on the town).

"bro, i had a nightmare last night, about John Pork"

"I've heard he's in jail for the brutal murder of several orphans and is now trying to summon Azazael"

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

Makin' Pork Chops

Refusing to socialize, preferring instead to go home and masturbate.

He said he doesn't feel like coming out. He's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops.

"Why didn't Chris come out tonight?"
"I dunno, he's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops!"

by Moose-a-loop November 5, 2011