Any phrase spoken aload that has an unintentional sexual inuendo. Derived from the fact that everything John Madden says can be taken in a sexual way.
The following is a John Madden, spoken by the legend himself:
"Boy, there was some deep penetration in the backfield on that play!
"Boy, there was some deep penetration in the backfield on that play!
by madjackal May 2, 2004
Get the john maddenmug. Star character of the Hellblazer series in the Vertigo imprint of DC comics, John Constantine is a British magus and one of the most important and powerful magicians on earth. Very cunning and decietful, his actions are usually selfish and have cost several of his friends thier lives. Has bumped heads with both demonic and angelic forces, not to mention pagan gods and entities. Also a chain smoker.
Not to be confused with his one-dimensional, Americanized and dark haired Keanu Reeves counterpart.
Not to be confused with his one-dimensional, Americanized and dark haired Keanu Reeves counterpart.
Jo: "Are you Constantine?"
John Constantine: "Yeah."
Jo: "You're a prick."
John Constantine: "Me secret's out then."
John Constantine: "Yeah."
Jo: "You're a prick."
John Constantine: "Me secret's out then."
by Swallowcarryingacoconut December 11, 2005
Get the John Constantinemug. by BlackhawkGaming November 24, 2016
Get the John Lennonmug. by Marki G July 18, 2008
Get the John Cusackmug. The great man who paved the way for action movies and was the inventor of the one liner.
Known to many as simply: "The Duke".
He starred in such great movies as The Alamo, The War Wagon, True Grit, and many, many more.
Known to many as simply: "The Duke".
He starred in such great movies as The Alamo, The War Wagon, True Grit, and many, many more.
John Wayne could have worn high heels, a flowered dress, and makeup and still have been eight times the man you are.
"The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life."
"The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life."
by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005
Get the John Waynemug. When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.
C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!
by mconhero April 8, 2009
Get the armless Johnmug. Anyone named John Luke is pretty much the most awesome person you'll ever meet. And he's great in bed, ladies. Aside from his good looks, height, athletic body; he's a lover not a fighter, but don't get any ideas cause he's also a fighter. He can put out a fire by simply telling it to go away. If you plan on staying in his bed yoga and stretching are recommended for your safety.
This can also be used as a verb for a sexual position.
This can also be used as a verb for a sexual position.
by Denise Richards69 November 30, 2011
Get the John Lukemug.