Boast-it note

A detailed letter that accompanies a Christmas card. The sole purpose of the note is to boast about the sender's family. Usually plagued with unnecessary exclamation marks and unwanted particulars about said family, the boast-it note is the bane of the festive season post.

Mrs B: You ok honey?
Mr B: Damn no! Just read Gina's card . Her kids are both crackwhores and somehow still child prodigies apparently...I just...don't...get it...why???? *breaks down in tears*
Mrs B: Don't take it seriously darling. It's just her annual boast-it note.

by Jumponitsir December 21, 2010

git dat note face

The look that rock guitarists have when they try hit difficult notes on their guitar. A scrunched up look to the mouth and eyes as you are trying to do something difficult. Happens to non-guitarists when trying to defecate.

Man, this morning, I had some serious 'git dat note face' after eating that whole pizza last night.

by spodie August 30, 2011

Pist-ot Note

When you write on the gluey backside of a Post-it Note and wonder why you're having trouble writing.

Pist-ot Notes of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains.

by Ae5Ea8 June 8, 2015

honey bear note

an intimate note you send a special person often containing praise, thanks, romantic thoughts.

(honey bear note) Thank you so much for your sexy message the other day. In fact, it was so stimulating, it made me ovulate the next day. This is the kind of effect you have on me, honey bear

by Krkič November 4, 2019

note to self

a note to yourself.
brought on by people making notes to self.

note to self - note to selfs arent cool

by mandy July 10, 2004

Notepad

Dear mom, II have decided that suicide is the best thing....

hghgjhgj uyhgyg

by Link June 26, 2004

Galaxy Note 8

Steve Job’s definition of absolute shit, aka (A product designed to include a fucking stylus.)

Yo bro fuck my new Galaxy Note 8 i cant close porn ads with one fucking hand.

by ScumbagTito November 30, 2017