Mushroom Cloud

When the head of his tiny dick is much larger than the base 🤧

I went to go suck it and he had a mushroom cloud, I couldn’t stop laughing

by SKINNYb August 13, 2019

Mushroom Lover

Someone who plays way too much Super Mario

Dude, your a Mushroom Lover

by Gamer47 June 18, 2022

Mushroom stamp

the mark left on ones body when smacked with the head of a penis.

I smacked my dick on her forehead and left a mushroom stamp on her.

by Kingtoocan August 29, 2009

Mushroom hut

Dick, vag, anything foul.

“He keeps asking me to go into his mushroom hut”
- “that’s kinda gross Cindy”

“No. He said it’s roomy”

by Shut up nick - January 22, 2021

Mushroom Bang

The noise anime girls make while getting fucked

Hinata made a mushroom Bang

by Johnny Cash's Dad September 5, 2021

Mutated Mushroom

A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root

“Daniel’s dick looks like a mutated mushroom!!”

by Lmao u succ June 2, 2018

Meat Mushroom

Kosja, also known as a "Meat Penguin". It Lives mostly off of memes and doesn't go outside often unless it is accompanied by on or more of the Meatz Squad.

Hey Meat Train, Have you seen Meat Mushroom today? I would love to play some League Of Meat With him!

by MeatTrain February 10, 2018