my life is average

A website where not-so-average people post not-so-average stories, usually about Harry Potter, how much they hate Twilight (they really do hate it), pirates and ninjas, or how they engaged in a random lightsaber duel with their principal, and received a high-five for it. Most entries on the site beg the question "Really?"

Most entries consist of a fantastical story about how wonderfully whimsical their day was, or how awesomely nerdy and clever they are, followed by the phrase "MLIA", which is of course short for the rather untrue "my life is average".

--"Today, in chemistry class, my teacher came in dressed as Professor Snape, and taught us 'Potions' instead of regular chemistry. It's not even Halloween! my life is average."

--"I call bullshit."

by Architeuthosaurus December 26, 2011

social life

Something you don't have

Do you really need an example because you don't have a social life

by damb_man November 2, 2017

you suck at life

-when someone in general sucks
-when someone causes something to happen that sucks
-when someone is wrong

BamBam: 2 plus 2 is 5 right?
Ryan: No...Dude you suck at life

by Nicole February 15, 2004

Life Block

When you want to get a life, but instead stay in bed all day.

I really want to go to that party, but i have Life Block.

by tohkeyo January 8, 2015

e-life

A term used to describe someone who lives on MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, etc. They do nothing besides work, eat, sleep, and talk to strangers on the internet. Usually their pages are exaggerate either slightly or massively.

"Dude, I met this girl on Facebook yesterday."
"Man, it better not be like that last chick who just had an e-life."

by nickkksville March 22, 2009

</life>

The end tag to <life>.

Me: John was playing frogger and had a horrible accident leaving him in a somewhat less lively position....we put </life> on his tombstone.

Mom: that's what he would have wanted.

by Mr FigglyBoBo September 2, 2009

ball is not life

This is a phrase you say to your basketball obsessed friend who says ball is life a lot.

"can you come over to my house? No, I am playing basketball. Ball is not life dude "

by YoloWalrusSOS November 8, 2017