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Json justice is when dating or married to a accuser a verbally abusive person ..u blow thier mind by being even more of a hateful back stabbing lying untrustful sneak ..examples are trading thier family farm truck for things that u know they wont want you to have ..b) finally making a json pay for his crimes against you...c) a pleasure achieved from showing a jason that this is what getting even is really posed to be like ..d) watching a person cry because all the years of abuse you took from a json they never saw u being able to hurt them this much..e)knowing u loved someone who deatroyed you and getting even in ways that seem extremely harsh
Iv engaged in json justice hope he is ready for all that he deserves..
by Left4dead July 3, 2024
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Memetic Justice

The use of memes as a form of social punishment or rejection as a direct or indirect response to wrongful words and/or actions.

A derivation of poetic justice.
The partygate memes contributed to Boris Johnson's resignation in a form of memetic justice.
by perregrine July 5, 2024
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Corporate Justice

It is the antithesis, perhaps the natural enemy, of corporate greed.
The guy who assassinated the CEO of United Healthcare served some Corporate Justice.
by Salem Haven December 9, 2024
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Examining Justice

In the adversarial system of UK law, England and Wales, an examining justice is a form of lay judge who presides over the Magistrates Court. They are highly trained and powerful individuals, hand picked by the Lord Justice of the United Kingdom who presides over both summary and either-way offences in the criminal courts as well as family, youth and civil courts.

They have powers of administering unlimited fines, penalties, custodial sentences of up to 12 months, court orders and other warrants such as §135 of the mental health act, or §1 of the Magistrates Court act at their own discretion, either internally or externally to the courtroom.

An examining magistrate will initiate a single justice procedure to sentence a serious offender instead of sitting in a panel. They blur the lines between district judges.

They have powers to authorise wiretaps, sentence at will, commit to the crown court and authorise private investigations. An examining magistrate may also prosecute at their private capacity.
I was locked up by an Examining Justice the other week.
by Lutonlegal February 17, 2025
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Pineapple justice

Pineapple justice is the act for which Pineapples were created. It is the platonic ideal of a Pineapple. It is what Aristotle would define as the state of happiness for Pineapples. This comes from self congruence. This is the machiavellian "effectual truth" that Pineapples provide for means of exacting thrasimachian justice. How else should a Pineapple be used? Those who merely eat, not knowing the ends for which they eat, do not fully participate in the justice. Justice, in the thrasimachian sense is about gaining access, and Pineapple justice is use of Pineapple to that end, the end for which it was made, and that which is its most natural and happiest state.
"John gained access with Pineapple justice."

"So just!"
by Kylejustice April 7, 2026
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Social Justice

A term that feminist hookers use to advocate for free healthcare etc.
We won’t fuck any more men until we get Social Justice.
by Niknast769 September 10, 2025
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Poetic Justice

Poetic Justice is when someone is the victim of their own misdeeds or malicious work.
Charlie Kirk received poetic justice when he was shot by a gunman after years of advocating against any gun regulations and saying that people dying from gun violence was worth it to continue to keep guns unregulated and widespread.
by TortelliniRex September 10, 2025
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