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Pineapple justice is the act for which Pineapples were created. It is the platonic ideal of a Pineapple. It is what Aristotle would define as the state of happiness for Pineapples. This comes from self congruence. This is the machiavellian "effectual truth" that Pineapples provide for means of exacting thrasimachian justice. How else should a Pineapple be used? Those who merely eat, not knowing the ends for which they eat, do not fully participate in the justice. Justice, in the thrasimachian sense is about gaining access, and Pineapple justice is use of Pineapple to that end, the end for which it was made, and that which is its most natural and happiest state.
by Kylejustice April 7, 2026
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