im lune and i LOOOVE furry porn!!

lune likes to watch furry porn that’s what

“im lune and i LOOOVE furry porn!!”
“Me too let’s watxh together”

sends fuerry prob link

by talkingxan2 August 1, 2021

im done with my hw

something i rarely say since i never do my hw

"im done with my hw" "no one reading this will ever give a fuck"

by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

Im dumb

I ate some Lays potato chips. I’ll never lose weight :(

Im dumb as fuck

f00k mi, f00k u

by WorseThanHitler November 21, 2020

im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

To fail miserably

"I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs," said your mom.

by R to the Nazi October 21, 2003

IM Trail Phobia

A person who is scared to death of the bashing and shit talking she does on IM and will not allow an audit trail.

HR called me and the IM Trail Phobia was really buzzing.
I talked so much shit today at work, the IM Trail Phobia is going to kill me.

by Agathapanthas January 6, 2011

im quitting

-to end your carreer forever because you dont like the job.
-to tell your boss i do not want to work here anymore.
-future reference to QUIT.

"mom, im quitting my job."
"hellz no your not!"
"yeah i am..."

"hey boss guess what?"
"what?"
"i quit!"
"no i need you to work here please!"
"no i hate this job"
"ill give you a raise though?"
"okay!" ;)

by regirivs613 July 1, 2011

im schleep cuh

James says this because cash nasty does all the time.

James: Im schleep cuh...
Me: oookkkkk then

by bubbles3254 August 17, 2017