goober

Someone who is unable to manage their finances or fertility well enough such that they have to get out of bed or "goob" in order to obtain more money or attend to their offspring, instead of lying in bed all day drinking and masturbating like a true champion.

"I have 3 kids and a large mortgage."

"You goober."

by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011

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The Goobily Gobily Goblin

A creature of unknown origin that single handedly causes mischeif with his bag o' tricks. He is the less popular of the goblin trio, also including the green and the hob goblins. The Goobily Gobily Goblin has hardly ever been seen and is notorious for yelling the phrase "Goobily Gobily" as he runs away. He wears shorts no shirt and a signature Goobily hat. If you have seen the Goobily Gobily Goblin, then it is already too late, GOOBILY GOBILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barbra: and now over to you Tim!

Tim: Thanks Boobra. We now take you to the chilling documentary of a creature so despicable that it's dispicable how dispicabley dispicable he is.

(documentary plays) This is the last known image of the Goobily Gobily Goblin! "Goobily Gobily!!!!!!!!!"

by Clobber797 September 7, 2010

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goober • Goob • Gooby • Gooba • goobie • Goobin • gooback • gooble • Goobing • gooball

goofed.goober

A new instagram memer who lives in Canada and has a good page, and he likes to interact with his fans.

Have you dmed @goofed.goober yet? He always responds!

by jfjeidjfkfe April 18, 2018

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gwas goobies protocol

A procedure in which individuals immediately save every snapchat of interest to their memories immediately after recording; so they don’t regret not saving them in the future.

Little Timmy was angered by the fact that he forgot to properly follow the gwas goobies protocol, he went home to his mother crying saying I need to update snapchat mommy.

by Gooselump July 20, 2021

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