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funger

A shortened term for the 2018 RPGMaker game, "Fear and Hunger" by Miro Haverinen.
Sorry, bit busy, I'm fungering right now trying to get the S-Ending for Cahara.
by boistono March 14, 2024
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Funeral dildo

A communal sex toy (frequently a family heirloom) used to alleviate grief in times of mourning.
Aunt Enya stood by her husband's casket, tears cascading down her grief-stricken face as the wails of the women in the family filled the room. The air was heavy with sorrow, the weight of loss palpable in the mournful atmosphere.

Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.

One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.

In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.
by sad grandma November 22, 2024
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Fender Hug

When you hit something or someone and it hangs on for a moment.
John-“Dude, I just hit a deer!”
Dan-“Did it do a fender hug?”
John-“ Just for a moment!”
by ArrowCoaster47 December 9, 2024
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Funger

When someone is bored, with nothing else to do, they can get Fungry, (hungry for fun) making them do things they would normally do with another person. For example: Watching ahead in a tv show or a movie when watching with a friend or family member, or starting a game with another person while the person they were going to play with is busy.
You can solve world Funger by giving the Fungry people something to do.
by Flem Flam December 29, 2024
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Fundoria

The feeling of joy, gratitude, and relief experienced upon receiving money, especially when it alleviates stress or fulfills a need.
He felt a wave of Fundoria when his friend sent him the money.
by Ossyke January 6, 2025
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founder

a student who doesn’t just attend events, but helps build the ecosystem behind them.

at Major League Texas Tech, a founder is one of the founding members of this organization, shaping its culture, structure, and establishing its vision from the ground up.
Join now.
Become a Founding Officer. founder
by majorleaguetexastech March 2, 2026
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