Father Fever

Wanting to be a dad really bad.

"I have been wanting kids for a really long time, I have father fever!"

by shuknowwhtimean August 31, 2015

Biscuit Fever

A woman gaining excessive weight over a short period of time.

If you get yourself a woman who likes eating, she might have biscuit fever.

by Shadly March 19, 2022

Tumblr Fever

The tragic uncurable syndrome and disease of which the victim loses the ability to even .This starts when a fangirl unfortunately goes to Tumblr to ship her and senpai .She then screams in a mixture of delight and sadness (that Would make any penis shrivel in fear ) then BOOM she comletley loses the ability to even

Doctor:Im sorry you fave Tumblr fever you will never even again

by X-Vav and Ray September 23, 2015

Spoons fever

Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.

“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”

“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”

by SassySpooner January 8, 2019

Dickwet fever

The male disease that is the reason clearly friend-zoned guys still inevitably try to sleep with their female pals and acquaintances

Yeah I was just trying to have a normal intellectual conversation with this guy but he texted me later with dickwet fever about going dancing aftur midnight

by Yowzawowza July 23, 2017

daddy fever

When a very young guy or girl is really into an older guy about 10+ years above their age.

Person 1: I’m 33 and Griff is all over me. Putting his arms around me, flirting with me, initiating conversations about sex a lot with me which is fine but like-

Person 2: Full stop. It sounds like he’s got daddy fever. Don’t make a move and wait for the vaccine.

by PGwojowski March 16, 2023

bro fever

when you and your best friend spend too much time together and you start getting heated and annoyed with each other.

Bro 1- what do you wanna do when i comeover later?

Bro 2- youv been over at my house everyday this week! Dont you have somthing else to do?

Bro 1- Whoa..sounds like someones getting a case of bro fever.

by bkerr March 22, 2011