Control mobile

It’s where a man shits and takes a piss in a woman’s mouth and Jack’s off in her mouth and she swallows it

Friend: what did you do last night

Me: me and my wife done a control mobile

by Digbickboy96024 March 9, 2021

voice control

a word that maya abuaish shouted in computer class (wasn't even the correct answer)
og inside joke

miss arwa: can you guys give me and example?
maya: VOICE CONTROL!!!!

by cantsleepsobored November 14, 2023

Birth control relationship

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.

"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."

by derp216 September 6, 2022

mission control

The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.

Hey can I buy you a vodka cranberry?

No, I'm mission control tonight.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

Controlling other men

What you really care about.

Hym "That's it. Controlling other men or (if you're on a the liberal end) position putting women in a position to control other men. The controlled want nothing more than for other men to be controlled with them. Their worldview is entirely antithetical to freedom. And it's an incest cult."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Control

It'S nOt ConTrOl! I'm KeEpInG yOu FrOm HuRtInG yOuRsElF aNd OtHeR pEoPlE!

Hym "No... It's control... It's control. You're not doing it very well. Hey, I didn't say it had a giant phallus when it was chasing you around... Did I? Well then.... How did you know if I didn't say it? It's like someone saw it and told you about it...

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Controller Drift

When your controller thumbsticks make you move left to right unintentionally.

I have controller drift.

by Mason223~! June 29, 2022