Combat Crystal

A chubby 20 yr old gay kid who stays behind a computer @ localhookupz forum all day and talk shit bout how gay he is. also disturbin 2 read his gay comments please be Guys please be aware of this hidious homo Out in Florida GUYS HE WILL TRY TO ATTEMP TO GRAB YOUR PENIS SO BE VERY AWARE.

Combat crystal is gay/homo/fag or as i may call it a queer

by GREGrogry0473 September 26, 2006

El Compadre

Someone whos your bestest friend and you love them dearly.
Even if they dont know what they are talking about.
Oh and someone who fucks piggies.=)

Chris See
AKA Chrissyface

by Stacey December 27, 2003

threes company

when you put your dick AND two fingers in a girls vagina.

i was fucking amber, and i gave her a threes company, a dirty brian,a tony danza AND a donkey kong.

by xxxchrisxxx October 13, 2006

Misery loves company

The result of a socialist being elected president. Individuals are no longer able to make anything out of their lives and get ahead; they all end up miserable like the lazy bums that collect welfare.

"Did you hear Bernie Sanders got elected president and is going to redistribute everybody's wealth?"
"Shit, with as many people as there are on welfare right now, it just proves that misery loves company!"

by ITNerd August 24, 2016

Comatose

A word describing what happens when your toes go totally numb, also spelt "coma toes". Usually associated with extreme cold, absinthe, and being locked into a centrifuge.

"My feet feel weird.. and as for my toes.. lets just say i have comatose."

by he_who_says_zonk February 2, 2004

Crossroads Trading Company

A small chain of consignment stores mostly found in the San Francisco Bay Area but there are also stores in the Central Valley, Los Angeles, Sacramento, Orange County, Seattle, Portland and Chicago. Their marketing stitch is that you can buy secondhand designer, fashion forward clothing for less than you would pay at department stores and you could sell your lightly used, fashionable clothing for either money or a credit that goes towards their store. Crossroads is staffed by snooty, judgmental bitches with their nose in the air because they think their working at Saks Fifth Ave. or just landed a job at Vouge magazine when instead they look like idiots because they're actually working at a shitty warehouse that smells like crap. The girls at Crossroads also don't know what's actually valuable when you try to trade in your perfectly desirable clothing. For example a girl at Crossroads would rather give you a credit for a D&G dress that you spilled bleach all over and is half eaten by your dog than a nice barely worn pair of black pants from Macys but is unfortunately not a designer brand. Basically unless you want to sell your designer clothes don't even bother trying to sell anything to this lost bunch.

Girl at Crossroads: As you can see I've been highly educated about the fashion industry and style by working at Crossroads Trading Company.
Vogue Employer: You mean Goodwill?

by norcalprincess15 August 10, 2009

Combat Arms

A FPS (First Person Shooter) game created by Nexon. It is one of the best fps games you will ever find. It's realistic, its not like halo where you jump 100 feet and still survive. Its not like Gunz either, you cant do those cheap K-styles.

Now, you'll know if your pro at this if you..

Can get headshots within 1~3 shots.(Immediately after you see someone)

Always get a 2.0 K/D in a match.

Always called a Hacker by people in the lobby.

Always first in the scoreboard.

Can be good without using a shotgun or the noob tube. (LAW)

Is able to use footsteps. For example, you can find a person sneaking up on you by hearing them walk, even if their behind you.

Can kill speed hackers.

A Good Example of a pro in combat arms are : Blade366, DaLarm, and.. no one else. Since all other wannabe "pros" use shotguns and the famous Noob Tube or the Noob Cannon (LAW). Don't try challenging Blade366 or DaLarm. Since you'll just be a waste of their time.

by Professional PL0x0r June 5, 2009