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The Chuck Norris

A sexual Act involving penetration of a Women's ass with a cowboy boot whilst assuring her that you are wearing protection, you splooge on the Vagina, tits, and face, afterwords, exploding inside of her.
I gave M. LIB the old Chuck Norris last night because she refused to make me food.

Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.
by Dr. Cornwalice April 20, 2008
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Chucklehead

a blockheaded bonehead moron
Shut up you chucklehead. Boy, Bob sure is a chuckleheaded idiot. He's so stupid he forgot to friggin shut up his face
by Al Bombz September 11, 2003
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Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese; a parent's worst nightmare. Delicious pizza & snotty brats asking you for extra money or coins. Parents avoid passing it up in fear of hearing the loud cry of "CHUCKEEEEEEEEEE CHCHCHEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEE!" And forced to waste $45.00 on pizza, hot wings,soda, & coins.kids love it. May dominate Speedzone, Celebration Station, or Main Event one day. WHEN PIGS FLY!
Parent is stuck in traffic with an empty shortcut street with CHUCK E. CHEESE SIGNS ALL OVER TH PLACE. 7 other cars are way ahead of you. Finally decides to go faster than Ozzy Osborne at an OMG Girlz concert

KID:"CH-CH-CH-CHUCKY CH-CHEESE!"
KID 2: "MOMMY, CAN WE GO?" (BATS EYELASHES)
PARENT :"DAMN IT!"
KID 1 & KID 2 IN UNISON: "DAMN IT MEANS YAY!"
Pulls into Chuck E. Cheese.
by TINKERBELL98 June 27, 2010
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Chuck Ngo

Mi Dang Liped Person who is asian, Has a small penis and would do anything for 25cents he likes to jerk off in Geo class
Calvin:yo did u see that guy touching himself in geo?
tiffany:Yea He looked like a chuck Ngo
by leo789789 May 3, 2009
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Chuck

the best television show in the history of the universe. it has everything; romance, comedy, action, and all around wit. the best show you will ever watch
person 1: "Hey! did u watch that episode of Chuck last night?"

person 2: "Ya! it was super intense. sarah and chuck are perfect together. I cant wait for the next episode!"
by chucklover April 28, 2009
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Oom Chucka Willie

There are several variations to this dirty little limerick. I recited a slightly different version when I was a child in the 1970s:
Oom Chucka Willie from the coconut grove, he was a mean mother fucker, you could tell by his clothes.

He wore a black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his balls there was a ton of grass.

He lined a hundred girls against the wall, swore to the devil he would fuck them all.

When he got to 99 he had to stop, his penis and balls were about to pop.

When he got to the doctor the doctor said,"Oom Chucka Willie your balls are dead".

So when he got down to hell, he was feeling swell. Fucked the devil, and his wife as well.

On his tombstone, written in green: "Oom Chucka Willie--the Mean Mother Fucking Machine".
by piratemaxx September 30, 2008
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Chuck Norrising

The act of repeatedly tapping the Y button on the Xbox 360 controller while playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 so that the character looks as though he were dead while laying down, creating surprise when you shank unsuspecting opponents. Works especially well with Ninja Pro and Coldblooded Pro.
I was Chuck Norrising in the brush so that i could have a beautiful killcam and shank the last man standing.
by S3ANR4D July 27, 2010
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