Green Burrito

A man puts his penis into a woman (or man's) asshole while the taker has to defecate. The taker then defecates and then sucks the poo off the penis.

Then, they make out.

"Mmm, baby, I have to poo."

"I'm in the mood for a green burrito." ;)

by Leahaaaa November 19, 2007

wet burrito

Having diarrhea in any type of taco shell and then eating it.

There was nothing good to eat last night so I decided to go to the bathrooom to make me up a wet burrito.

by racer baby June 19, 2011

burrito bowl

After eating 2 burritos, spread a girl's butt cheeks apart and vomit into the bowl-shaped cavity. Proceed to have anal sex, using the partially digested burritos as lube.

I feel great - I just gave that girl a burrito bowl.

by The Burger Slayer August 19, 2007

Chad's Burrito

The only food clinically proven to chemically depress the individual who ingests it

Lance and Sean ate Chad's Burrito yesterday and today were found drowned in their own bathtubs

by Beef Albert September 29, 2007

burrito

an uncircumcized penis

i pulled down my pants and pissed out of my burrito

by acetic August 17, 2003

Latino Burrito

A Latino Burrito is when a man ejects every bodely fluid ( Sperm, Poop, Pee, Throw up) into a women's vagina and has another individual eat the fluids out of the vagina simulating a burrito hence the, "Latino Burrito"

Hans gave Jack's mother a Latino Burrito and made Jack eat it out.

by HansandClaus June 13, 2011

Bean and Cheese Burrito

When an uncircumcised dick, filled with smegma, deposits its filth into an unclean ass. Feces are usually mandatory.

I can't believe that chick was down for a bean and cheese burrito!

I'm circumcised so I can only have a bean burrito.

by Lenoroc June 23, 2009