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brandon

A boy who has bad taste in haircuts aka fool
by ur mum gays July 1, 2009
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brandon

boy with curly long hair.
at his school hangs out with one girl and one boy.
loves skating with a passion, most girls do not think he is attractive. every now and then one girl will think hes cute.

a very shy person.
that brandon does not talk!
by cockapoo April 2, 2008
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brandon

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.
Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips
by brandon May 5, 2014
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brandon

a hot guy that can make every girl happy he is the nicest person you will ever meet he is the guy you will ever meet he is amazing in bed he has the biggest dick u will ever see and he will make u happy just to see him he is the best boyfriend you will ever have he is super cute and very sexy he looks weak but is veary strong he knows how to fight people laugh at him and he knows how to take a joke he plays stupid but is actually really smart he can make any girl happy in bed and is completely starght
I just got of bed with brandon best time in bed i ever had
by Hapy friend March 18, 2017
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brandon

a very hairy ape smells like old yogurt and expired milk. someone had sex with an orange and out came Brandon.
by Brian Brickhouse June 11, 2018
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brandon

hey ur such a brandon
by revengebitch33 May 5, 2019
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brandon

watch out brandon has a gun
by kimnmell October 26, 2020
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