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Green Bay Packers 

The real America's Team.

Cowboys fans seem to think 5 super bowls is so fantastic and un-matched, but the Packers actually have 7 championships, 3 are superbowls, the remaining 4 were from before the superbowl was created. Also 3 of those 4 NFL Championships were consecutive. The Packers paved the way by winning not only the first superbowl, but the second as well. The Vikings claim to have the greatest fans in the world, but actually, the Pack has sold out every game for 23 straight years. People are even willing to go to jail for three months for a pair of season tickets. Brett Favre has never missed a start for over 12 years. He has recorded over 200 consecutive starts, not including playoffs. I was fortunate enough to see that game on my first ever trip to a Packer game, watching the Pack Enilate The Rams in sub-zero temp's. The pack has won their divison for three straight years, but due to a weakening secondary, that will probably end this year. Vince Lombardi, whom the Super Bowl trophy was named after, coached the Pack in the 50's. Unlike the "America's Team" Cowboys, the Pack still have consistantly make the playoffs. The Packers aren't owned by some rich-fuck owner, but by the city of Green Bay, everyone owns a piece of the Packers. When the Packers pick apart the Vikings in the NFC North, the Vikings fans just start to belt out some thing pathetic like this: "Wisconsan is have a hole bunch ov redneks."
cowboy fan: "Dude the 'boys are america's team"

Me: "Shut the fuck up you known-nothing loser, the Pack is America's Team!"

Vikings Fan: "Randy Moss Randy Moss PURPLE PRIDE"

Me: "Oh wow you <had> a crack-head interity-lacking loser reciever, oh but now he's in Oakland, what do you have now? Besides, purple is a gay color anyways. Oh yeah I forgot you "true outdoorsman" minnesotians play indoors like a couple of fucking pussies."

Bears fan: "Walter Peyton, sweetness."

Me: "Wow."
Green Bay Packers by Rice Hater December 11, 2006

Tampa Bay Taco 

When a man is having a threesome with two women, one is on her period and the other has enormous breasts. The man is tittyfucking the big breasted one while she is eating out the one on her period. The man then ejaculates into the womans cleavage leaving a load of semen and the other woman rubs her vagina over her cleavage leaving chunky period blood. The man takes a huge shit in her cleavage and drops some armpit hair on top. This poor woman who has been given a Tampa Bay Taco will stink of shit, sweat, and menustral period for the next few days
Dave: Bro, what the fuck is that smell?

Pete: Oh it's Christine, me and Isabel gave that bitch a Tampa Bay Taco last night

Dave: What the fuck is that?!

Pete: Well I blew a load, shit and.....

Dave: That's disgusting, please stop
Tampa Bay Taco by rsewaq July 30, 2011
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ay bay bay

1) A song by Hurricane Chris.
2) An other way of saying, "Hey baby."
3) Does anyone else think it sounds like someone with a british accent?
Hurricane Chris: "I'm In Da Club Hollerin' Ay Bay Bay"
ay bay bay by ,xo Tel September 23, 2007

Granite Bay

Granite Bay is a suburb of Sacramento,right next to Roseville. All the Kings' players live here in their huge million-dollar homes. People over there are rich snobs who think they are superior to everybody. Granite Bay high school has the the most spoiled ass kids that eveybody in Sacramento area likes to hat.
Bob: Hey you from Granite Bay??
John: Yeah, why?
Bob: Because you are getting your ass kicked.
John: But why? I didn't do nothing.
Bob: I know.
John: *runs*
Granite Bay by Sactofacto July 22, 2006

Tampa Bay Devil Rays 

1.A team that will never win a championship.

2.A team that can barely win a game period.
Tampa Bay Devil Rays by Trust August 27, 2003

back bay 

Typically used to describe anal sex
You know that girl Beth? She let me put it in her back bay.
back bay by Richinsweet January 6, 2007

Emerald Bay 

A rich gated neighborhood in Laguna Beach, CA that is full of teenage gypsies who party extremely hard and never leave their sacred gates.
Hey are you going to that party in Emerald Bay tonight?
No, I heard that was only a gypsy party