The shithole of the Rio Grande Valley. The most boring, depressing place in Texas, maybe in the whole United States. The most exciting thing to do down here is smoke weed. That's how boring it is. Not only that, the town is filthy and there's no good looking girls..... unless 250 pounds, tattoos and body piercings is what you want in a chick.
"Where you going for the weekend?"
I'm going to Harlingen, Texas.
Cool, what are you gonna do down there?
Go watch the Cardinals play? Fuck.....i don't know. Save me!
I'm going to Harlingen, Texas.
Cool, what are you gonna do down there?
Go watch the Cardinals play? Fuck.....i don't know. Save me!
by Will Y. November 30, 2012
The act of a gentleman placing his testicles above the waistband and pulling up his shirt, showing his Texas Turnbuckle.
Jack asked “ Hey buddy how are you holding up those drawers?” Dylan was ready and had his balls in position above the waistband and slowly lifted his shirt, “The Texas Turnbuckle is holding these pants up.”
by JBDD August 17, 2019
A man that’s Texas Made; from Texas, born and/or raised. Always reppin’ Texas. Usually speaks with a Southern Drawl. Cut from a Different Cloth. Built Different. Loyalty is law and he goes hard for those that mean the most to him. The Trillest considering he’s from the land known as The Land of The Trill. Known for The Sweet Smooth Talk that’s a part of The Southern Charm. Talk smoother than butter on a biscuit and sweeter than a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray’s or Fresh-Picked Sugarcane. Loves having a good time and making people laugh and smile. Generally considered quite attractive; level of attractiveness more intense than a magnet. Works relentlessly to make the most out of life. His creative wording and humor gets cooked up like he’s barbecuing brisket in the smoker.
Female #1: I just met this guy from Texas, and I think I might like him. He’s real dope.
Female #2: Well, you know what they say: You can never go wrong rockin’ Texas Niggas. There’s no one else like ‘em.
Female #2: Well, you know what they say: You can never go wrong rockin’ Texas Niggas. There’s no one else like ‘em.
by Texas_Finest August 09, 2020
tek-suhs too-suhm vomiting while having explosive diarrhea.
by explosionofawesome December 02, 2011
by Micro67 May 09, 2010
When the dominant partner during intercourse finishes the act of love by making a horseshoe shape with their feces on the submissive partner chest across the neck.
Dude gave her a Texas horseshoe.
If you're in the poo, the Texas Horseshoe is for you.
Although I can't prove it, Hank is into the ole' Texas Horseshoe.
If you're in the poo, the Texas Horseshoe is for you.
Although I can't prove it, Hank is into the ole' Texas Horseshoe.
by Texas Horseshoe May 25, 2010
a vaginal disorder.
Ingrown Pubic Hairs.
Vaginal Bleeding.
RAPIST that enjoys Pokemon and with no TITS
Ingrown Pubic Hairs.
Vaginal Bleeding.
RAPIST that enjoys Pokemon and with no TITS
by casey donahew September 03, 2009