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A person with skinny legs and a big gut and or upper body.
Mr. Incredible from The Incredibles has a Texas Body.
by camjobs October 11, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A girl with a big ass and small tits, a common thing in many Western American states like Nevada and Arizona, but most notably Texas (because it covers more ground).

Girls with a Texas Body usually get implants to balance out their big ass.
I like Brianna, but she's got a total Texas Body, and I'm sorry but I like big titties in my face as well as a big round butt.
by Wally Woody January 25, 2009
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