JakeStur's definitions

Texas Handbag

A method by which one carries Alpine skis at one's side similar to the way a hand bag is held by use of apposing ski pole straps to create a handle from which skis are hung. Appropriate coordinating texas handbag accessories include natural fur clothing, cowboy boots, wet denim, large hair, confused facial expressions.

Stacy Marron always sports a Texas Handbag between her truck and the chairlift.

by JakeStur April 8, 2011

Throwin' Bolts

the act of engaging the deadbolt of a door while the door is open to prevent it from closing fully and locking. Uses include hotel parties or leaving your hotel room to get ice without your key.

Throwin' bolts; Niggas be throwin' mad bolts.

by JakeStur April 1, 2016