Yonker

Someone who masturbates a lot. Over 10 times a day. Usually a person who is stupid.

Brandon is such a yonker, he plays with his penis all day in english and he mistakes cats for chickens.

by Audessy March 16, 2009

yonkers

a place where dipshits go to become cops. they are mostly white and like to keep it that way. yonkers pigs drive around in grey or beige chevy impalas and unmarked cabs with a spotlight on them. they are either straight out of high school or fat as fuck

NYC cops are way more chill than fuckin yonkers cops

the day you are due to get out of jail at bookings, yonkers cops will send u to county jail just to be dipshits

yonkers cops are racist drunks and take weed coke and cash home from raids.

yonkers pigs are on the eastside of McLean ave getting hammered when they are off-duty or home listening to rush limbaugh smoking a cigar and abusing their wives in the burbs

i saw a minority cop the other day and i thought "holy shit, REPRESENT!"

yonkers cops only have high school diplomas and are hired at 18

yonkers cops are fat as fuck. they give a whole new meaning to pigs

by thequickbrown October 20, 2011

Yonkered

Tired

After that football match, I'm soo yonkered!

by manny282 October 13, 2012

yonken

when you are very confident in your accomplishments.

“straight yonken those gorls from tinder.”

by ashleyob14 August 4, 2019

Yankeydodle

An American singing a song in the native tongue of a foreign country very well.

American volunteer workers are getting to be Yankeydodles Singing Pacific islands songs.

by Sarge Te. September 3, 2020

Yonker

Pronounced (Yon - Ker )An undercover cop.

That Nigga might be a yonker.

by Webester dictiunary November 8, 2021

Yonkers

Yonkers, when you're feeling a little bonkers.

Yonkers your bonkers.

by Captain Baby Davey March 29, 2022