A midget drinks green Kool-Aid. During midget sex, the male wears a glow-in-the-dark condom (his lightsaber) and uses the force to cover them both in vomit.
by Steve Shifty Shaft January 17, 2011
Philosophy teacher writes on board,
"Do or do not, there is no try."
He says, "does anyone know who said this?"
*every hand goes up*
"Do or do not, there is no try."
He says, "does anyone know who said this?"
*every hand goes up*
by jh March 14, 2005
The greatest and wisest Jedi known in the Jedi Order, as well as being the head of the Jedi Council. His species is unknown, and the only other known member of his species is a female named Yaddle. His closest friend is Mace Windu. Yoda taught all the young children of the Jedi Order, as well as Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus and Luke Skywalker. Exiled himself to Dagobah.
by Steve August 30, 2005
(Verb) - To arrange words in awkward order to make song lyrics rhyme or conform to a particular meter.
by jimmy swallop July 09, 2014
by Victor Van Styn August 27, 2005
Unit of power.
1 Yoda = 19.2 kW, can be rounded to 20 kW for simplification purposes.
Its abreviation is Y.
The usual set of prefixes applies. Thus 1 kY = 20 MW.
First introduced by xkcd on its what-if blog.
1 Yoda = 19.2 kW, can be rounded to 20 kW for simplification purposes.
Its abreviation is Y.
The usual set of prefixes applies. Thus 1 kY = 20 MW.
First introduced by xkcd on its what-if blog.
by gromain November 30, 2012
by Crebic January 01, 2016