yoda 

an elder who is strong in the ways of the force

dang dude that guys a yoda hes old AND he can screw you good!!!!! mmmmmm

yoda by heinzketchup January 17, 2003

yoda 

the greatest shizdbidelyite of all time. he has wrinkeld green skin nad he teaches kids how to chop people up with a light enhanced saber.

wow look at that yoda with his blue light enhanced saber.

yoda by bob saget June 21, 2004

yoda 

Slang term ;Wrinkled old coffin dodger usualy found at the front of any given queue when you are already running late.

yoda by fish May 17, 2003

yoda 

a small green piece of yoda(crap).Smells very bad and sits in the toilet.Gets all they ladies.Even the enochs.

Yoda sat in the toilet so i flushed him.He stole my GF and ruined my life.I hate you Yoda.

yoda by joe lee December 28, 2004

yoda 

An uncircumsized tubesteak that has lots of flappy skin covering the head.

T.W.'s yoda felt so weird in my cumdumpster...the skin kept clapping together while he was thrusting.

yoda by Mark Gisbertz February 15, 2008

Yoda 

A pimp/Drug-Supplier/Midget that supplies the rebels with "the goods" he has a disease which causes him to talk like a retard, he hides out on his home planet of dagobah away from the pigs so he doesn't get arrested.

Anakin: Jar-Jar have you seen Yoda?
Jar-Jar: Meesah saw him hiding from the pigs on Dagobah Fo' Sho'
*Rings yoda*
Yoda: Want the goods do you young Jedi?

Yoda by BARRELREAPER July 30, 2010

yoda 

Yoda was NOT the most powerful jedi ever. Luke was, then yoda.

Just 140 days till revenge of the sith.

yoda by adrian December 29, 2004