Pretending to have great life knowledge and trying to give everybody sage advice that is either obvious or counter productive. Especially if someone is too polite to tell you to knock it off the unneeded mentoring and you keep doing it and don't stop.
Brad was Yoda-ing his girlfriend excessively but she put up with it because he was cute. After she became successful she started Yoda-ing him and making him actually clean up after himself.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"