Yesterday's Patchwork

Something that happened the day before you don't want to discuss. Usually used ironically.

Person 1: Hey, do you remember when you..........
Person 2: THAT WAS YESTERDAY'S PATCHWORK!!

by Pie In Box November 30, 2019

Yesterday night

Not last night the night before that

Remember yesterday night when i was watching spongebob square pants

by Most logic December 8, 2019

Yesterday's Garbage

A smell or fart that smells like garbage that has been sitting in a metal trash can outside overnight and heated up the next morning by approximately 85°F by a row home.

Consisting of mold, debris, rotten chicken, fish, cheese and the heat allowing scent to travel.

*farts*
Dude! You smell like yesterday's garbage!!

by steammustachio June 24, 2021

yesterday syndrome

when the events, action, memories, or decisions from the previous day are so bad that it causes a physical sickness from the mental distress.

typically lasts 1 day.

Sorry sir, I had yesterday syndrome and couldn't make it to school today.

by skyde October 18, 2023

double yesterday

The day before yesterday.

I can't remember what I ate for breakfast double yesterday.

by Cola37 February 4, 2015

Born yesterday

Uses to describe someone who is just as naive or inexperienced as a newborn baby or someone who's only been in this world for a day.

I can't believe Jerry says Ford is a good manufacturer, he must have been born yesterday.

by D. Y. Vetz November 27, 2019

Zone of yesterday

The anus region. Named after the time duration of food transport between the mouth and the arse.

She was on her rags so I rubbed my pork sword around her zone of yesterday.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019