WTFMI

To be so totally clueless as to not know where you are or where you are going when high on drugs... This can be brief or for some time.

Etymology: Where The Fuq aM I

I waz drivin back 2 ma crib along the usual path afta takin sum of dem mystery pillz, when all of a sudden i experienced a WTFMI moment... I did not kno wat road i waz on or where i waz goin .

by CodegoErgoSum May 15, 2016

WTFIT

Texting/online posting acronym for "Who The Fuck Is This?"

Used ideally when a text is received from an unknown number.

unknown number: " hey man, it's been a while. how are you doing?"

Me: "WTFIT?

unknown number: "????"

Me: "Who the fuck is this?!!

by jcodes April 28, 2017

Waftic

A person's attractiveness to smoke (campfire, cigarette, etc.), usually more pronounced in individuals with extreme sensitivity to said smoke.

Waftic Willy constantly coughs when we smoke spliffs. He never takes a hit!

by Peterpain July 13, 2020

Wofting

"Waste-of-F***ing-Time"-ing

A: What have you been up to?
B: Wofting all day long.

A: How was the party last night?
B: Just a woft!

by By BY July 19, 2011

wtfail

When a subject, has something happen to them or around them that is a what the fuck or what the fail moment. But at the same time.

Kid 1: Did you see that photo on thisisphotobomb.com?
Kid 2: Yeah! Like that photo where a couple was kissing and there was a girl in the background that looked like a wild Snorlax appearing?
Kid 1: Ahaha! Yes! Like, WTFAIL???!?!?!?
Kid 2: Bahahaha! What a noob.
Kid 1: BTW, this is a terrible example.
Kid 2: Yeah, you're going to get alot of thumbs down, douchebag.

by attachedxD November 22, 2009

wtfiyp

wtfiyp usually means what the fuck is your problem.

wtfiyp why are you flipping out about this?

by youll never know me December 13, 2009

Ball Wafting

To fart on someone else's balls, not invented by The sizzling sex bastard.

Matt: "I let him fart onto my ball sack".
Carl: "I didnt have you down as the ball wafting type"

by Jizz Eagle February 28, 2011