The Woodpecker

Where the woman’s lies down and prepares to receive oral sex. The man must possess a rather bulbous boxers snot of a nose. The man then must drilling the woman’s gee with his nose like an impact driver. That is the art of the woodpecker
I gave my woman the woodpecker and now she’s walking like someone with polio
by TheTrojan April 3, 2020
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Woodpecking

/ˈwo͝odˌpekər/
verb
1. The act of teasing a partner with repeated kisses on the tip of their dick to increase arousal;
2. Using the tip of the dick to tease the arousal of a partner by touching it near their genitalia, but not penetrating.
Gina was hot and bothered by Peter's woodpecking.
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Woodpecker

A girl that just kisses the tip of the penis instead of actually sucking
Jenna was a woodpecker she bent down and gave it a little kiss
by Tiny_dancer86 March 22, 2022
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Woodpecker

I met this gyal last night, she was a real woodpecker!

Your girl is a woodpecker!
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woodpeckering

taking on the persona of a woodpecker at night with your male partner, especially when he is dead tired.

This could involve any of these four actions, usually in this order: 1) asking deep, eerie, emotional questions and demanding answers like a persistent woodpecker 2) wearing a hard-billed hat and poking vigorously along your partner's forehead until he answer your questions 3) making a pseudo woodpecker beak with your two index fingers pointing out from your face and woodpecking his mouth then sucking and licking his lips and mouth as if searching for food until he answers your questions 4) giving him a woodpecker-themed blow job if he hasn't yet smothered you
"Dude, why is your girl so smothered and dead?"
"Oh, last night she thought woodpeckering was life-worthy behavior."
by woodpeckergirl May 6, 2015
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Woodpecking

Synonym for a Blow-job.
A dick is referred to as 'wood' and 'pecking' is kissing.
I got such a great woodpecking from that beautiful woman last night, it was crazy.
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Woodpecker

When you're getting a handy and your kid walks in and says there's a woodpecker in your bed.
Oh my god dad.... There's a woodpecker under your sheets.
by drylipspuckerlips June 23, 2018
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