Squigity wonk

When you say this term out loud your friend named matthew will attack the person nearest to him by crouching low and running into them.

You:"Squigity wonk"
Nearest Matthew: attacks random Granny

by ScantCaribou209 October 5, 2020

Long Live The Wonk Eye

a fan aphorism that expresses the love he or she feels for Katy Perry's wonk eye. This trendy phrase was originally established by Kassia Gordon, Madison Morris, Rebecca Luckman, Shannon MacKay, and Emma Plese in August 2009. Katy Perry discovered this catchphrase three days after it's original twitter posting. #longlivethewonkeye

"Hey everybody, I'm Katy Perry. Long live the wonk eye."

by KatyCatMeow August 24, 2009

wonkey noodle

Slang for flacid male penis, usually due to drinking too much whiskey.

"Dude, did you hear? Baber got wonkey noodle after that party last night and his wife kicked him out!"

by Mead Bayer November 5, 2006

Wocky Slush

Slush that is wocky. Occasionally bleeds.

Dang, he got dat wocky slush.

by Morbidlyabeast December 10, 2020

Willy Wonka

Someone who should be kept locked up and far from society.

"Get Willy Wonka away from my children"

by Commentur The Great February 15, 2021

Willy Wonka Special

It is a Sex move whereby one is analy f**ked and then given a blow-job.

(What makes it special is after anal sex and oral sex one gets to ejaculate on the face or in the mouth of the person giving the oral sex)

Jill : Are you getting laid tonight?
Jack : Yes bro, I'm getting the willy wonka special

by Fredey kruger August 19, 2017

wonki

Another term for sexy, hot, or baller. A compliment specifically toward asians, preferably Koreans, Filipino or Japanese.

wonki - pronounced wonki (wonkee)

origin - Albany District

Damn that new asian kid is wonki.

by James112 January 20, 2011