by DC778 August 17, 2017
Get the Windshield sexual mug.When you shoot cum on a persons glasses while they are wearing them, then rub your penis all over them smearing it. Or, while wearing glasses, you go down on a girl and she squirts all over your glasses.
by Sticky Man August 6, 2012
Get the Sticky Windshield mug.Don't Dutch windshield me!
by Douche master69 May 8, 2014
Get the dutch windshield mug.Cooling effect experienced by humans due to velocity of wind as measured from the windshield of an automobile traveling at a rate of speed equivalent to current wind conditions as reported by the National Weather Service (NWS).
"I know it's only 28 degrees outside, but the windshield factor makes it feel more like 10 below zero!"
by SF Sam January 1, 2009
Get the Windshield Factor mug.When you are having sex and 'skeet-skeet!' on the girls face. Then, use your penis to wipe it back and forth like a windshield wiper and smear it on her face.
by supergirlreceptionist November 2, 2011
Get the Dirty Windshield mug.by good attention December 5, 2013
Get the Windchill mug.Instead of pitching a tent for temporary shelter, "pitching a windshield" refers to sleeping in your vehicle.
Chris- "I was too drunk to drive home from the bar last night, so I had to pitch a windshield in the parking lot."
by bigcatspecial July 8, 2010
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