Windshield sexual

When you're sexually attracted to a car windshield

For Example "Cassandra is windshield sexual"

by DC778 August 17, 2017

Sticky Windshield

When you shoot cum on a persons glasses while they are wearing them, then rub your penis all over them smearing it. Or, while wearing glasses, you go down on a girl and she squirts all over your glasses.

I tried to give make her an Angry Pirate, but instead I gave her a Sticky Windshield.

by Sticky Man August 6, 2012

dutch windshield

Using a penis to clean off another persons butt cheeks.

Don't Dutch windshield me!

by Douche master69 May 8, 2014

Windshield Factor

Cooling effect experienced by humans due to velocity of wind as measured from the windshield of an automobile traveling at a rate of speed equivalent to current wind conditions as reported by the National Weather Service (NWS).

"I know it's only 28 degrees outside, but the windshield factor makes it feel more like 10 below zero!"

by SF Sam January 1, 2009

Dirty Windshield

When you are having sex and 'skeet-skeet!' on the girls face. Then, use your penis to wipe it back and forth like a windshield wiper and smear it on her face.

"This girl was doing the deadfish in bed so I gave her a Dirty Windshield."

by supergirlreceptionist November 2, 2011

Windchill

Windchil: a fluctuation in feelings and/or sensing and "experiencing" weather.

"it's feels freezy."

really? it's not that cold.

" feel my hands."

huh..must be windchill.

by good attention December 5, 2013

Pitch a Windshield

Instead of pitching a tent for temporary shelter, "pitching a windshield" refers to sleeping in your vehicle.

Chris- "I was too drunk to drive home from the bar last night, so I had to pitch a windshield in the parking lot."

by bigcatspecial July 8, 2010