Wheelchair Wasted

Being too drunk to move yourself and relying on a wheelchair and your friends to wheel your almost lifeless body back home.

She drank way too much tequila and got wheelchair wasted... it was a rough night for all of us.

by Userguy August 26, 2014

wheel meat

any deli-type meat that is cut into round slices

I'm out of cash so I have to eat wheel meat sandwiches until payday.

by june t May 14, 2015

Jack Wheelchair

Derogatory nickname given to former Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, due to the amount of time he has spent on the sidelines due to persistent injury problems.

I see Jack Wilshere's out for another month with an ankle injury. More like Jack Wheelchair, am I right?

by falsetokaiba December 17, 2019

Wheel Gap

The distance or space between your fender & your tire. Wheel gap is seen as ugly by a lot of automobile enthusiasts. Primarily those that modify cars.

Lower your car to avoid that unsightly wheel gap.

by I Don't Know Who I Am June 16, 2013

weewee

The sexiest word to use in the bedroom.

Adrian: "Take my big weewee!"
Angela proceeds to actually explode from horniness

by Suckika January 27, 2019

wheel and deal

(English) To manipulate a situation to your advantage using crafty means.
(Ebonics) To play da gizzame like Dr. J play basketball.

Watch out for that bitch, nigga, she knows how to wheel and deal. Ho'll hit you up for all yo' skrilla.

by Nick D February 7, 2004

Dutch Water Wheel

A combination of a dutch windmill and soggy biscuit, where each man in the circle holds his penis with his right hand, puts his left hand on the man to his left's right wrist and makes him masturbate. They all ejaculate onto a stroopwafel, and the person on the right of the last man to ejaculate must eat the stroopwafel.

Simon - "Let's get some friends round and we can have a Dutch Water Wheel!"
Findlay - "We'll need at least four guys."

by Cryogenic April 29, 2015