Whole Wheat

(adj) used to describe something or someone as plain, bland, or boring

Wow Susan, you never want to go out, you're so whole wheat.

by eastsidaz808 April 3, 2017

Jack wheat

An annoying or irritating character

That guys a total jack wheat

by solos August 16, 2018

Wheata

Whole wheat pita bread.

"I want a falafel sandwich with extra tahini on wheata please"

by Fwez January 3, 2009

wheaton steamer

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.

OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!

by Ellis September 9, 2010

Wheatzies

the biggest and best niche internet microcelebrity who has a mascot named Wheat-chan after them, they have over 10 morbillion followers and members in their discord server

I LOVE WHEATZIES!!!

by PoggersFrost May 23, 2022

slums of wheaton

The hard streets of Wheaton, IL. Gangstas, pimps and drug dealers roam freely.

As I strut through the slums of Wheaton, I am lost.

by Jigga Diesel February 26, 2009

E. Wheazy

A heartfelt request or plea to 'stop hatin' and 'start participatin,' particularly in an effort to defuse a tense situation. See also: 'Twinkle Twinkle.'

Come on, man. E. Wheazy! Come on, baby. Come on, I'm clownin', baby.

by jpsartrean April 12, 2011