1.The ability to digitally manipulate one own genital with equal ease between the left and right hands, regardless of ones normal predisposition of left or right dexterity.
2.Abnormally dexterous in masterbation.
2.Abnormally dexterous in masterbation.
kerazi1, after many years of surfing the net and downloading wango138's links had become whackidextreous. It doesn't matter which hand is used, the outcome is always the same.
by matty January 26, 2005
Get the whackidextreous mug.Someone who has an extensive amount of emergency lights, police equipment, and antennas, legal or illegal, on their personally owned vehicle. This person typically has several excuses to justify their “equipment” usage or installation, and often try to find reasons to use them. Whackers normally get extremely hostile when confronted about their lights. The average whacker is a 16-30 year old scrawny or overweight male, who is in some sort of community safety club, like a police explorer or neighborhood watch. Most whackers have the lights because they enjoy the power trip they get when they are perceived to be a police officer. Most, if not all whackers suffer from severe superiority complex issues, as they lack any sort of power in their job or personal life.
Guy 1: “Todd just bought amber visor lights for his Crown Victoria”
Guy 2: “He did? He just bought 6 fake antennas for the car yesterday”
Both: “what a whacker”
Guy 2: “He did? He just bought 6 fake antennas for the car yesterday”
Both: “what a whacker”
by tonypepperonio March 24, 2021
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N. Choke the chicken, manhandle the salami, whack off, spank the monkey, manually express semen, beat the meat, shake hands with your one-eyed best friend. To master your own domain.
"First thing I did when I got home was whack my pug. I swear I ain't never going to another cheer leading competition."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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by CaptainEntendre August 2, 2006
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An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.
An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.
James: "Dayum! I'm horny and no girl will sleep with me. Not even Gretta, the unibrow girl."
Morty: "Whack it off, James... Just whack it off."
Morty: "Whack it off, James... Just whack it off."
by nevarine July 5, 2011
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"I told you he'd be late cause he's beatin' it. The kid is a total whackaholic."
"I told you he'd be late cause he's beatin' it. The kid is a total whackaholic."
by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008
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