I admit it. i used to LOVEEEE wedgies. i am a guy, so alot of people think i am weird. well, i go to a private school, where you can only go home on the weekends. some thing my parents came up with. so of course, wiht every school, there is the school bully. And this guy HATES me. He has beaten me up many time and always gives me swirlies in his own poop. and no one ever finds out. he told me no one would miss me if i was gone for a weekend, and he threatened to hit me with a hammer if i didnt call my parents and give permision to stay at the school for "extra study time." the bully stayed to. so it is friday night and i got real scared the bully would beat me up. i was on my bed reading, and he came in smiling. he locked the door. in his hand was duck tape and rope from the craft room. he nocked my book from my hand and taped my hands and feet. he then tied me to the bed, like a leash. he new i like wedgie so he said "you are gonna love this you fag" and he grabbed the back of my wighty tighties and pulled so hard it brought tears to my eyes. he bullyed me all night long. he forced me to smell his feet and butt crack. he gave me tons of swirlys. he said grande finale time. he gagged me with his own underwear (dirty) and stripped me to mine. he then carried me to the basement bathroom. he said no one would find me. he wedgied me so my crack began to bleed. he hung the undies with me in them on a thin wall, so the wall was in my bleeding crack to. he wrapped my body in tape and fed me gallons of water, making me pee and pee and pee. i couldnt stop. this happened three days, all weekend in that wedgie. the janitor found me on monday and screamed at me because he had to clean up the pee soaked floor. the bully still does things to me. nobody cares.
by wedgiedalot June 16, 2009
Get the wedgiemug. Damn, this wedgie is killing me!
by Drainy May 14, 2006
Get the wedgiemug. I was taken into the boys locker room (I'm a girl) by some bullies, they gave me a swirlie, and hung me by my undies in the locker. And we just had lunch so when they came back I had pee'd my pants, and I was humiliated. Then they hung me on the flag pole. When my undies ripped i fell into a mud puddle! Ever since then everyone gives me wedgies. Even the nerds!!!!!
by Wedgie dork February 12, 2008
Get the wedgiemug. To forcefully elevate the waistline of your target's undergarments to well beyond their standard operational limits. Primary objective is to induce a state of embarrassed mortification in the target, but secondary objectives can include forced skidmarks, anal friction, and distended testicles
If that little spastic even thinks about coming to sit at our table this lunchtime, I'm going to wedgie him so badly that his arse will think it's being strangled.
by irreverent August 5, 2006
Get the wedgiemug. n. 1. An upwards pulling of the underwear from the back, given by a bully. The victim might then be hung by the underwear from a fence or a hooking device of some sort.
n. 2. An unintentional sticking of the undergarments between buttocks. Can be the result of sitting on a bike for too long, wearing a thong, or, in the case of girls, those fricking uncomfortable pads.
n. 2. An unintentional sticking of the undergarments between buttocks. Can be the result of sitting on a bike for too long, wearing a thong, or, in the case of girls, those fricking uncomfortable pads.
1. Dude, I'm so fly; I gave Paul Martin a wedgie.
2. S.O.S. My thong has given me a wedgie. I shall now proceed to descend the stairs while subconsciously picking at it.
2. S.O.S. My thong has given me a wedgie. I shall now proceed to descend the stairs while subconsciously picking at it.
by Leesh April 29, 2005
Get the wedgiemug. by sexi bex December 28, 2005
Get the wedgiemug. On my first day of highschool all the freshmen boys got hanging wedgies in the locker room. i didnt because i had upperclassmen friends. thank god.
by Wyatt Mathews^^ January 18, 2009
Get the wedgiemug.