2 definitions by broncos502
A wedgie where the victim is suspended by their underwear, which usually causes the undies to rip very quickly. Sometimes, however, the underwear are strong enough to keep the victim suspended, causing intense pain in the crotch and butt.
I was walking back to my dorm after my last class of the day when a guy jumped me. He dragged me to a park, when I recognized him as a guy who used to bully me in high school. He reached into the back of my pants and gave me a wedgie. “Tighty-whities? I shouldn’t be surprised,” he said, continuing to yank my undies up my butt. He pulled my pants down, exposing my butt cheeks. I was in shock, so all I could to was squirm and whimper as he kept pulling. Eventually, he got bored and left me in a painful hanging wedgie on the playground equipment. My briefs didn’t rip for hours, so I was stuck up there, crying from the pain. That was the first of many hanging wedgies I would receive.
by broncos502 June 8, 2023
An awesome prank to pull on nerds, achieved by grabbing the waistband of the victim’s underwear and lifting up with all your strength. This causes the undies to go up the nerd’s butt crack. Wedgies combine embarrassment and pain, with the exposure of the underwear and potentially butt cheeks as well as the pressure on the victim’s private parts.
The wedgie is often performed alongside other pranks, like swirlies and pantsing. There are also many variants of the basic wedgie, such as pulling from the front of the underwear or suspending the victim by their underwear. Anyone can be given a wedgie, but the prank is usually most effective on nerds (or geeks, dorks, dweebs, losers, whatever you call them).
The wedgie is often performed alongside other pranks, like swirlies and pantsing. There are also many variants of the basic wedgie, such as pulling from the front of the underwear or suspending the victim by their underwear. Anyone can be given a wedgie, but the prank is usually most effective on nerds (or geeks, dorks, dweebs, losers, whatever you call them).
One day I spotted this dorky guy having trouble opening his locker. I hadn’t messed with any nerds today, so I figured this was my chance. This dude had on a collared shirt tucked into high-waisted pants, and I was pretty sure I knew what kind of underwear he was wearing. I snuck behind him and grabbed the waistband - sure enough, white Hanes briefs. I yanked as hard as I could, and by the time he reacted it was too late. Everyone in the hallway was watching, and some of them started laughing. “Still in tighty-whities, huh?” I teased. The nerd begged me to let him go, but he didn’t stand a chance at escaping. I pulled harder, exposing the leg holes of his briefs. “Please stop! Owwww!” the dork whined, but I kept pulling. After lots of squealing, whimpering, and poor attempts at fighting back, I yanked his pants down, revealing his butt cheeks to the whole school. The nerd was crying by this point. To make matters worse for him, his undies had a big skidmark in the seat. I tore his shirt off so he was just in his tighty-whities, and I lifted him off the ground. That’s when the squeals got louder. What really completed the humiliation is when he cupped his hands to his crotch in a desperate attempt to hold his bladder, only to fail miserably, his undies flooding with wet, yellow piss. He’d definitely need some new Hanes. I left him on the ground, knowing that he would never forget this moment for the rest of his life. Never underestimate the power of a good wedgie.
by broncos502 March 14, 2022