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Pole Vaulter

(noun)- men or women who like to run with really long poles, cram them into holes, grip and rip their way to nosebleed heights, only to come back down to earth while wearing the skimpiest shorts ever. Theese people tend to be the hottest in the world.
Did you see that guy just pole vault? He beat the record and jumped 15 feet.

Damn that pole vauter is sexyyyyy!

A pole vaulters life is about getting high....vertically.
by awesomeninja22 August 2, 2009
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Values Dissonance

Tropes that are common denominators. Their viewers recognize them, laugh at them or groan at them, but most of us can guess where they're coming from—specifically, what cultural values are embodied in the trope.
A meme is an example of applied values dissonance.
by flintlocke314 September 11, 2018
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Meth Values

The practice of buying,ingesting, or making meth on a daily basis. A common practice of meth head tweakers and the residents of Royal Pines Apartments.
Clifford was just practicin' some good ol' meth values in the parking lot when his bicycle caught on fire and burnt his mullet.
by R.v.M May 17, 2011
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Take something at face value

To accept something exactly the way it appears to be.
Take something at face value: I don't know whether I can take her story at face value, but I will assume that she is not lying.
by Xeals June 25, 2017
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Value Nut-Sack

1) Any product that is made of the cheapest, weakest, most failure prone parts or ingredients.
2) End result of engineering goat screw.
Your Value Nut-Sack cup just leaked all over my car.

That Value Nut-Sack tent is so folded.

Why do I have to eat Value Nut-Sack peas when the other can is 10 cents more?
by EFS Night Crew August 19, 2008
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moral values

A term people use when they don't want to admit that they're homophobic.
"Moral values are very important to me. (Heh, they'll never find out that I hate gay people!)"
by korex May 13, 2005
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Facebook Value

A concept where the value of an activity or thing is measured in the potential attention it will get on Facebook.
Man! Amazing picture of you with that hot Norwegian chick. Thats really high facebook value!
by torway May 3, 2009
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