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Twoer

When you cum before bed but you still can't sleep so you have sex again.
It's o.k if we didn't have sex this morning... we had a twoer last night.
by Three'Er February 15, 2017
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Twopen

He's a twopen. Totally.
by Twopen October 19, 2019
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twoteru

a ship in Danganronpa SDR2 โœจ_โœจ๐ŸคŒ
Me: .

I ship Twoteru ๐Ÿ˜€๐ŸคŒ
by anonymous December 5, 2020
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twoteru

A ship in SDR2 that I like between twogami and Teruteru โœจ๐Ÿ‘„โœจ๐ŸคŒ
Me: I ship Twoteru ๐Ÿ˜€๐ŸคŒ
Some kid: tf
Me: ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ”ซ
by anonymous December 5, 2020
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Twofer

When a guy places one hand on both of a women's breast and squishes or squeezes during sex.
Typically it's small breasted women. It's also recommended you get the nipples to squish between your fingers.
Instructional: Place hand with spread fingers onto both breasts. Make certain nipples fall between fingers. You can either squeeze or squish.
I enjoy giving a woman a good squishy twofer during our Saturday afternoon sex sessions.
Nothing is as exciting as giving a woman a twofer when you're doing missionary.
by The_G January 21, 2021
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twiper

A person that has a severe bowel movement but then only wipes twice afterward
jamal was in the bathroom for a half hour and i could hear him doing his business - but when he came out i could tell by the amount of toilet paper still left on the roll that he had only wiped twice - he is a nasty twiper
by Samran53 March 22, 2021
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Twofer

A term used for annoying people going behind your back for many uses.

Twofer can also describe:
-people that blast bad rap music and think they are cool
-People who are annoying
-People who like technology too much
An example of twofer being used:
Emily yells at her school bully that uses her for math homework and says,โ€ YOUR ARE BEING SUCH A TWOFER! I HATE YOU!โ€
by WigsLikesJellyCat May 5, 2021
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