two for one

When you have two really good pussies and you have one big cock!

Both of you bent over the table I'll do the job therefore you have two for one

by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018

twofer

An exam or test given previously by your current Professor (best) that you use as a study guide. An exam or test given previously to the current class, but not by the same Professor (not as good, but still a good study guide).

The Phi Zappa Crappa fraternity has the best twofer archive on campus!

by PopNoKick November 4, 2013

two for five

A nasty hooker on the street who looks so bad and smells so bad to the point where her price of sex for two nasties would come out to $5.used as an insult

Jim:lindsey is soooo hot
Frank : naw man shes a two for five

by Et DA cancer March 18, 2017

two for a dolla holla

say you have bus tickets they sell them 2 for a dollar.

don't have to waste 1.10

by Jessica December 11, 2003

"two for one"

Also known as the shart

Laying on the couch after a wild night of partying, Shawn couldn't imagine things getting any better. While trying to squeeze out an sbd, a steady stream of liquid shit sweetened things right up to a "two for one" deal.

by jessea April 5, 2006

two for the crew

having two cigarettes or blunts or beers or anything for a group of people

originated when I was stoned off my ass and had two cigarettes left

I got two for the crew

by jimmi waxx December 18, 2004

TwoForFive

A man of many words that don't make sense. Lives with clouds and kings. Has a heckin head and is an occasional flog. Apart of The Rookie Train and probably the most talented of them all.

TwoForFive, what a flog. I just watch for the doggos

by SelfChons June 7, 2018