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the twitters

Similar to the word "jitters", the twitters indicate a form of social intensity symptomatic of someone posting tweets far too frequently on Twitter. In adjective form, "twittery".
"Richard's posted 45 tweets in the past hour - somebody's got the twitters."

"Sheila's got a proper case of the twitters - she's updated damn near 100 times since lunch time.
by photodna March 2, 2009
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jehovah's twitness

a door darkener who wants to spread the dubious good news about Jehovah, but doesn't have enough mental processing power to sustain an argument about it.
I just had a jehovah's twitness at the door - he was thick as pig shit and twice as smelly so I slammed the door on him.
by mockschmock December 15, 2006
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Titless

A female with no rack.
Wow Dylan, Anna is so titless
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titless

An undesirable ugly old woman with no tits. Also has a loose clown's pocket pussy who gave her husband a heart attack with from lack of pleasure.
Mary Kishbaugh is titless.
by boboe3 October 30, 2008
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twittle

As a noun, a young girl's snatch, a fresh tuna sandwich, bootytwatcunt, as a verb, the act of licking or kissing female genitlia
Look at the twittle at that bitch, she makes her momma proud!
Maurice was going to twittle that clam but said it reeked so bad he couln't go down
by Jagger Shaft June 2, 2006
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tweetless

Refraining from tweeting. Finding that you have nothing to tweet or write. Drawing a blank when contemplating your Twitter page. Also used when one is stunned or surprised by something viewed on Twitter.
I'm tweetless after hearing that Aston Kutcher has stopped evangelizing Twitter.

With nothing to do but describe my latest latte buying excursion I suddenly found myself tweetless.

That boring Oprah was mercifully tweetless today.
by seacrest11 May 28, 2009
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Tittles

Damn! I wish io had her titonsters, but im stuck with these little tittles! :(
by Nani&Alexis February 7, 2010
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