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Dirty turtleneck 

The occasional ring of shit stuck under the head of your dick after you sodomize someone. aka ring around the collar.
Eric-"I finally got to Nicole's back door last night."
Ted-"So how was it?"
Eric-"Ok I guess,but I pulled out a dirty turtleneck."
Ted- "Goddamn ring around the collar."

Philly Turtleneck

A body art configuration including neck and hand tattoos, designed to give the false impression of being heavily tattooed. Someone with a Philly turtleneck typically doesn't have (m)any tattoos on their torso, but may have some on their arms and legs. Having the vast majority of tattoos only in visible places is the defining factor.
Notice he only wears long sleeves? He wants you to think he's covered in ink, but it's a Philly turtleneck.

Enlarged thumb in a turtleneck 

Theres an enlarged thumb in a turtleneck in my boxies

slovakian turtleneck 

Schmegma is stored in the uncircumcised fold of the penis gland after not showering for two weeks; Schmegma depicts the turtleneck formed around the penis, while the Slovakian component depicts the smell.
I went to gargle on him and he presented his Slovakian turtleneck, but I said yolo and carried on.
slovakian turtleneck by Drakesta23 November 24, 2013

tunisian turtleneck 

1. Noun- the collection of santorum left under the foreskin after a messy anal frolic.

2. verb- the act of depositing the aforementioned sphincter sediment onto a person's neck and/or face.
1. Garber greedily lapped up the sticky remnants of Max's Tunisian Turtleneck.

2. When that bitched acted up and started yelling for her money I gave her a Tunisian turtleneck and rinsed her off with a golden shower.

belgian turtleneck 

The act of placing balls over sexual partners eyes, and ejaculting while choking them.
Last night i got my girl to wear a belgian turtleneck.... if you know what i mean.