1.A Circumstance where a person accidently leaves his fly unzipped and with wearing the right boxers had his dick poke through exposing it.
2.A Fashionable sweater made popular during the 80's into the 90's.
2.A Fashionable sweater made popular during the 80's into the 90's.
I was in the restroom at the mall the other day and forgot to zip up my fly when I was finished. I had no idea that I was sporting a turtleneck sweater until about after a group of women started smiling at me and pointing towards my crotch.
by jaymoz June 19, 2014
A body art configuration including neck and hand tattoos, designed to give the false impression of being heavily tattooed. Someone with a Philly turtleneck typically doesn't have (m)any tattoos on their torso, but may have some on their arms and legs. Having the vast majority of tattoos only in visible places is the defining factor.
Notice he only wears long sleeves? He wants you to think he's covered in ink, but it's a Philly turtleneck.
by fakeassderek March 13, 2023
by JustaStoner January 31, 2020
The occasional ring of shit stuck under the head of your dick after you sodomize someone. aka ring around the collar.
Eric-"I finally got to Nicole's back door last night."
Ted-"So how was it?"
Eric-"Ok I guess,but I pulled out a dirty turtleneck."
Ted- "Goddamn ring around the collar."
Ted-"So how was it?"
Eric-"Ok I guess,but I pulled out a dirty turtleneck."
Ted- "Goddamn ring around the collar."
by DirtyJoeDirtay June 4, 2021
by Daskobold March 21, 2021
When a girl gives head to a man with an uncircumcised penis and gets lint and other shit stuck in her mouth from his foreskin.
by loafnaround September 19, 2020
Schmegma is stored in the uncircumcised fold of the penis gland after not showering for two weeks; Schmegma depicts the turtleneck formed around the penis, while the Slovakian component depicts the smell.
by Drakesta23 November 23, 2013