air dry

The act of drying after a shower, bath or other encounter with water without using a towel or machine to remove dampness; often employed by gay males in a lockerroom setting.

Billy and Timmy were feeling a little frisky and elected to air dry after a long and difficult walk to and from the art gallery.

air dry by Ronald V. Mexico August 19, 2008

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When the air is dry

A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.

Person 1: "Ready to climb devil's canyon?"
Person 2: "When the air is dry."

When the air is dry by Capuchin for Hire December 15, 2021

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Kitchener Air Dryer

When a dude gets out of the shower, and is still wet and moist and instead of a towel he gets his significant other to brew up a wet fart that has the right pungent smell to make the man all dry.

Hey Adam Z , Oliver wants to give you a Kitchener air dryer

Kitchener Air Dryer by Realgerb June 9, 2026

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airdrying

The act of remaining naked after a shower/bath and drying off naturally, facilitated by being naked.

im airdrying right now. i got outta the shower and dried off with a a towel a little bit and before i put my clothes on, im just gonna chill out in the nude for a bit until im totally dry.

airdrying by Zaph69 July 22, 2006

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airdrying dishes

A great way to skimp out on washing/drying/putting away the dishes.

Mom: Carrie, do the dishes!

Carrie: Okay, Mom!
(Carrie washes and rinses the dishes and leaves them out to dry)
Mom: Why are these dishes still sitting here?
Carrie: I washed and rinsed them, and I am now airdrying dishes.
Mom: Okay, thank you. I will put them away.

airdrying dishes by SPPDFLFS February 25, 2010

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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