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tardburglar

This is what happens when you're enjoying a leisurely RayBurr at work, and the cleaning tard tries to open the stall door. I guess he needs to put some more toilet paper in the RayBurr stall, that conscientious tard-prick. But thanks to him, I'm no longer in the mood to relish my RayBurr, so I finish up and head for the hizzous.
"I was having one of my best RayBurrs in several weeks, when the janitor-tard tries to open the stall door. I guess seeing my legs showing underneath the stall was not enough of a clue for the guy. Damn tardburglar!!!
tardburglar by The Guvna September 18, 2003

turdburglar 

one who is insignificant, but often obnoxious and/or annoying
most anyone's younger sibling
turdburglar by Kimo November 26, 2002

Turdburglar 

Someone who burgles turds (Someone being idiotic or someone who actually steals cow turd out of paddocks to peg at people)
Nicky; Jorja, don't be such a turdburglar!!!
Jorja; God... Frickin' idiot!!!
Turdburglar by So.Not.Emo May 23, 2006

turdburglar 

1. (Noun)A person of low moral carachter, possibly a male homosexual,who covets anal excretions.
2. (Adjective) A lazy non-productive burden on society.
That Orville Pendercott Jr. is a real turdburglar
turdburglar by skidyard May 22, 2006

turd burgler 

A person who opens the door of a bathroom stall while someone else is in there taking a dump. This situation is most often followed by an akward silence and a run for the door.

Verb- Turd burglering
Holy crap guys Tommy is such a turd burgler!

Did you see the way Tommy ran out of the bathroom after he was done turd burglering?!
turd burgler by Spencer J. December 10, 2008

Turdburglar 

1. Often used to describe a man suffering from sexual confusions and of low intelligence.

2. A Unrightious Mother Fucker
Tom can be a real turdburglar
Turdburglar by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006