Turd

Turd

Skys turd ! That's the size of a 2 litre Coke bottle you dirty bastard!

by Ob1hwfc October 07, 2019

Turd

A challenging child usually aged between 2 years and 4 years

1. It's 1 o clock in the morning, why is that turd singing Baby Shark?

2. That little turd had drawn all over the wall again

by Borninboro February 08, 2019

Turd

A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.

A lump of excrement whose size and shape immediately reminds the viewer that in the real world Tinker Bell and fairy dust are myths.

A cartoon image of two high school kids walking into a classroom. One is a normal 17 year old the other a well dressed six foot turd with arms, legs and wearing glasses. The turd proudly tells the 17 year old, “I am going to be a lawyer when I finish school.”

by Poet laureate July 23, 2019

Turd

Turd.
A person who abuses someone and makes the world believe the opposite happened.

I told the world my husband beat me and pooped in my bed, but it was actually me. Turd

by TeamDepp May 23, 2022

turding

A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.

Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!

by Maydew November 22, 2006

turded

when someone takes a shit in the toilet and does not flush then someone else has to flush it.

my friend took a crap and just left it there, so i flushed it, and i got turded.

by jeremy poole October 31, 2007

Turd

Someone who is so socially awkward in a party atmosphere. They are as awkward as going to the bathroom and finding a "turd" still floating in the toliet. It wasnt yours and you dont want it to be there.

That girl was such a "turd" last night. She had one drink a threw up on my bed.

by kmcglanz February 27, 2010