traffucked

The unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.

I would have been here earlier, but I was totally traffucked.

by Jules_in_LA November 6, 2006

traffic buddies

When, on a two-lane hiway, two cars travel side-by-side at the same (slow) speed, preventing cars from passing them.

No, I'm not going to stop tailgating. We've been stuck behind these traffic buddies going 35 in a 50 zone for ten minutes now.

by branden January 5, 2006

Traffickity

Used to describe times when there is an excessive amount of traffic

I'm not going anywhere right now. It's too traffickity

by boricuan April 11, 2010

Butt-truffle

A brown-noser of the lowest level, willing to shove there nose so far up anyone’s ass to get what they want they are willing to dig deep enough to find a treat for just themselves at any cost! A real one alright a Real ass kisser. Also known as the prize at the end of such an ass kissing!

Mr. Who’s his face is a real butt-truffle trying to get that promotion from under me .

by Wordmiser November 28, 2017

Traffic Crippling

When civil engineers and city planners talk about "traffic calming" they're really talking about "traffic crippling." Traffic crippling takes a flow of traffic. Rather than help motorists get from A-to-B as quickly as possible and leave the flow of traffic, they instead cripple the flow of traffic and frustrate motorists into
using alternative travel means (e.g. a bus). Traffic cripplers encourage air pollution by extending the period of any trip and raising the amount of pollutants created by any one motorist.

They did some traffic crippling. Now only bikes can go down this road.

by darth toria February 17, 2009

def triff

posh, rich or very cool

you check the new sled? its def triff.

by maxq1200 March 23, 2004

Human traffic lights

A flashing device fitted to a pole near passport control units in airports, land border crossings, and sea ports, which halts illegal human traffic.

Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.

The large articulated lorry, with a container full of illegal north Korean immigrant labour, was forced to wait at some human traffic lights at Dover passport control when they showed red.

by dewexdewex January 2, 2010