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touch your breakfast

To deeply penetrate someone's anus.
Hand me the lube and bend over baby, cuz I'm gonna touch your breakfast.
by goldenflower February 26, 2011
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go touch some grass

An expression used to tell someone to take off their rose coloured glasses, restrain their lustful urges and get control of their hormones.
Person 1: oh my gosh have you seen how sexy my crush is in his last post? God I’d love to suck those little toes of his and have his children 😍

Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.
by Max Frampton December 13, 2021
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Touch my goat

Australian slang for totes ma goat meaning totally, often used at bush doofs.
Wanna head back to camp and have a tube?”
Touch my goat! Let’s go!”
by Touch my goat July 2, 2019
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Toucan Sam

A toucan sam is somebody who says that they're straight, but acts suspiciously fruity (LGBTQIA+).

*Toucan Sam is the mascot for fruity pebbles, which is where we derive the euphemism from.
Guy a : idk man, Ricky Montgomery is so hot. Id date him if I was gay.
Guy b: sounds a little fruity, Toucan Sam
by frog-bean March 10, 2021
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i-poop touch

the older i-pod touch that you use only when you are in the toilet taking a poop.
i was sitting on the can using my i-poop touch reading the latest article from google.
by karaoke008 November 12, 2012
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The Cheese Touch

Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!
by Stetard March 23, 2020
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touch of the Madonnas

losing your accent to pick up a crappy english one, drinking real ale and wearing flat caps and pretending to like the weather.
'jees she's got a touch of the Madonnas' Carrie to Miranda as Samantha pretends to be English in SATC.
by tadge72 April 24, 2010
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