A black man who wishes he were
white. A narcissist, who listens to Celine
Dion, plays
golf, has a tiny pecker, dates white women, and secretly likes fat chicks.
chick 1: how was yur
date with Todd last night?
chick2: omg, if he says one more fuckin word about how important he is, or how much
money he makes ima stick my foot far up his
wannabe ass!