harmonica player

A carpet muncher, a lesbian

That stout looking lady with the mullet is a harmonica player

by pumpinstuff August 10, 2007

colombian harmonica

a colobian harmonica is achieved when a amount of cocaine is poured on the penis; and the penis is in-turn used to apply the cocaine to the gums of another party; typically, of the female gender. See "number"

a colombian harmonica will get a stripper to blow you in much the same manner as dumping beef gravy on your dick would a fat chick

by DanRatherNot May 04, 2008

Playing the Hairy Harmonica

Eating a girl out

If you need an example of what Playing the Hairy Harmonica is you shouldnt be on this site.

by Banjo and cassius July 14, 2008

Mia and her harmonica

the greatest harmonica player (or person) to ever grace planet earth

Person1: "hey did you hear Mia and her harmonica's new album? It's so great!"
Person2: "no, I do not know who Mia F is because I am an idiot who lives under a rock"
Person3: "it's the best album ever! go and listen to it RIGHT NOWWWWW!"

by miaharmonicastan12345 June 13, 2021

Western Zebra Harmonica

When a man rapes a victim, and then after tying him/her up with multi-colored ropes resembling a zebra, he then can either rape her in the ass or up the pussycat. When he's about to cum he takes his penis out of her and then slides it across her lips resembling the playing of a harmonica and then cums in her mouth.

"Man that guy Western Zebra Harmonica'd me last night and I had to take showers for weeks to get that off of me."

by DirtyRobert August 19, 2009

playing the hairy harmonica

To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)

"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."

by Gabbro June 23, 2018

Blue Jean Harmonica

When your boner is parallel to your thigh and a stripper runs her mouth side to side on the outside of your pants as if playing a harmonica.

My brother went to Industrial Strip and got his first blue jean harmonica.

by BigBrother1845 September 16, 2008